lovingrot:

all the love in my stupid little heart is for u

triplemoonascension:

uln:

do good because you want to, not because you expect something in return

chessys:

im not trying my hardest but im very tired which i think should be taken into consideration

eneesperussupera:

bpdmum:

you ever just sit and realise u can’t remember 80% of your childhood? like … what happened? who am i ..?

keybump:

if cher can drink dr pepper maybe i can too

kingdeath000:

ginger-ale-official:

McDonald’s should start selling 99 cent margaritas

McDonald’s should start doing abortions

flowerais:

you can always start over. you can always catch up. you can still be who you dream of being. it’s not too late for you.

anxietyproblem:

garashirs:

everyone in fantasy novels is horny on main for elves and it’s honestly a travesty like why the hell would you want to marry an elf you’ll just spend the rest of your days growing old in the woods with a bunch of immortal bastards whose heads are so far up their asses they think singing week-long ballads is prime entertainment and say shit like “thou” and “beseech” unironically y'all should be hooking up with dwarves who 1. actually know how to throw the fuck down and let loose at a party 2. will literally shower you in diamond dust and gold they mined and crafted with their bare hands and 3. can sling you over their shoulder like a sack of potatoes with their huge muscular arms developed from hours of said mining and crafting. there’s literally no contest.

acrylicbrushstroke:

if you’re rude to waiters at restaurants i hate you

buriedinboston:

Sorry I’m late, I was taking nudes